Much restlessness at Beckingham Palace. As the chatelaine prepares to pop the alternative royal family’s first daughter, one is reportedly finding it hard to sleep. Is there a pea under Posh’s mattress or has bambina inherited Daddy’s reflex kicking gene? I reckon the couple is up all night calling Suri Cruise for styling tips and deciding on that all-important name. I’ve heard rumours but Felicity Beckham sounds like a dull lesbian librarian, frankly. If you fancy a flutter, Burberry, Blancmange, Barbarella and Biggleswade By-Pass are all priced 15/2. I'm told you can get odds of one million to one on both Rebekkah - not exactly the most popular girl's name right now- and Rebecca, as in Loos woman.
