A virtual unknown a fortnight ago, Iceland’s Got Talent winner Mount E is now a Subo-style global superstar. Its forte? Spewing out toxic bile and effectively sealing our borders in a way the BNP can only dream of. Not only has its ash cloud prevented Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert and a rash of irritants from invading these shores, the drone of planes overhead and tea-bag-tanned barrage balloon Katie Price announcing her latest ‘exclusive’ have been silenced - Jordan stuck in Egypt. If only we could make them erupt on command when media hogs such as the Geldofs, the Osbournes and the Beckhams are out of the country, Mount E and its backing band, the Volcanoes, could have serious potential. Time to revisit Jon Ronson’s book The Men Who Stare At Goats for pointers?
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