Eighteen months after splitting from his long-term partner - which in gay parlance usually translates as anything beyond a second date - perennially chipper fashionista Gok - which in my parlance translates as irritatingly cheesy chipmunk - is on the look out for a new man. He’s said to fancy Ryan Phillippe, but Reese Witherspoon might be a hard act to follow while even for Gok’s transformative powers, another crush, Jonathon Rhys Meyers might be a challenge too far. But if you’re just an ordinary bloke that fancies a bit of Gok, take heart! He admits to being drawn to no-oil-paintings Simon Cowell and gobsh**e Gordon - that’s Ramsay, not Brown - although he reportedly once claimed to find the PM’s former boss, ‘geeky but strong’ Tony, attractive ‘in a totally sexual way.’ Bleurgh! Can’t imagine he Looks Good Naked and isn’t there one big insurmountable barrier there, chérie?
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