Pity poor Ma Cobain! There she was at some New York fashtrash-bash doing whatever ‘the most controversial woman in the history of rock’ (according to Rolling Stone) does in the loo with her Hole, when her solitude was abruptly shattered. Er, that metal thingy ? It's called a lock, Love. Mistaking her cubicle’s door for the venue’s exit, civilian Sebastian Karnaby burst in to find the startled star wishing ‘she’d gone to have a poo at Paul’s’ - as one current TV ad goes. Cue mayhem, as Love reportedly ‘went nuts’ jumping on him, dragging him around by the arm and acting like a woman possessed. Lucky for Karnaby - who ungallantly says the sight of the singer with her skirt round her ankles ’wasn’t pretty’ - he didn’t burst in on toilet temper tantrum queen, Cheryl Cole! Would Ma Cobain have reacted differently had her tormentor revealed his profession? Some celebs would have invited him in, demanding the pharmacist share out the tools of his trade. Wouldn't have happened to Loo Reed!
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