Call it bunker mentality but Woods stayed tight-lipped as a tsunami of claims about the number of birdies he’s holed throughout his career swept him away. According to some commentators, a rumoured 15 plus handicap includes a sexy British TV presenter; the mind boggles! Would his wife hit back where it hurts - $300 million had been mentioned - and without those lucrative endorsements would the mighty tiger be reduced to eating cat food from his local A and P? It seems sponsors Nike were not up to changing their motto to ‘Just Do Her!’ An unlikely ally came to the sex pest's defence in the form of Hugh Heffner. Pondering his plight, he advised monogamy is not forever and that ‘if you're a good-looking guy ... well, marriage is just a convenience.’ Not an image the squeaky clean family man wished to portray, surely? The Playboy mogul did not rule out splashing Tiger's todger’s alleged conquests across his pages which could make for a bumper issue. From the look of some, what puzzles me is why any billionaire golfer out to play a round would willingly shoot straight into the rough? Tiger's ruthlessly stage-managed press conference as he tries to get John and Jane Doe back on side was a ghastly spectacle -tail between his legs, instead of legs astride some cheap slut's tail his contrition looked about as realistic as my shot at winning the US open.
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