Joss Stone

With her CD currently languishing at # 151 on Amazon’s chart, will a string of contentious remarks revive interest in the moon faced diva whose last effort, described as ‘truly me’ was so truly forgettable, Oxfam duly got my copy? Let’s see! Apparently, Lily Allen is ‘more of a personality than she is a singer’ - Miaow! At least she’s got one, dearie! Cue more verbal dross from Joss. What’s the fuss over illegal file-sharing when musicians ‘don’t need that much money’? You’ll be gifting your multi-millions to starving buskers, then? Not owning a TV (yawn!) the drippy Devon hippy has never heard of Cheryl Cole. Odd that, considering Alexandra Burke is reportedly a good friend. Perhaps it’s the dope talking? That’s cannabis as in not really a drug, more of a herb and anyone who says they don’t smoke it is lying. Gonna roll another reefer, get Joss Stoned and just disappear with your fake American drawl you silly weed!