Sunday, 28 February 2010

Kevin Federline


Dancer/ model/ actor/ rapper/ wrestler/ what-evah, ‘Fed-Ex’ is best remembered for his failed marriage to Britney Spiers. If Kev ever dreamed of being big in Hollywood, recent pics suggest he already is; a shoo-in for the role of The Incredible Bulk, his mighty moobs and matching muffin top prompted Perez Hilton - a man with a (love) handle (or two) on such issues - to dub him K-Fat. Could this be a result of a generally slobbish lifestyle? Former landlords who are demanding around £70,000 in allegedly unpaid rent seem to think so, citing discarded cigarette butts, graffiti and ‘a broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island’ among the horrors they claim turned their once beautiful home into a trashed ‘spit-stained dump’. No mention of empty KFC buckets, Krispy Kreme cartons or pizza boxes. Did the man often vilified as white trash occasionally put some of his out for collection, then?

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