Megan Fox

Touted by some as the next Angelina Jolie - despite a range that doesn’t appear to stretch much beyond evading robots disguised as cars - Fox reckons to have ‘some kind of mental problem’ as yet unpinpointed. Could the issue be more physical in nature? Like foot in mouth disease? This might explain a penchant for outlandish, unfiltered quotes that would cause most stars’ PR people to vomit or suffer uncontrollable diarrhoea - the avoidance of which - along with tripping - are among Megan’s stated objectives whenever she is on stage according to an interview in Wonderland magazine. Suggesting she’d really like to let rip on the topic of Michael Bay, her director on the latest Transformers flick, she reins her comments way in, comparing him to nobody more frightful than Napoleon - a syphilitic, baldy, megalomaniac midget with delusions of grandeur, then? - or that perennially fluffy kitten, Hitler - a description unlikely to commend Bay to Hollywood’s Jewish grandees. ‘He’s a nightmare to work for,’ she says. Just as well the batty brunette won’t have to in future.